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Jul

tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

(Source: raiseusfromperdition)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl)

vinegod:

How your mom knows your looking at porn. by Josh Peck

(Source: patrickmurrays)

majortvjunkie:


do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle)

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

toralei:

Response to a reddit thread asking “What is something legal that feels very illegal?”

I’m so glad someone gave him gold

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

toralei:

Response to a reddit thread asking “What is something legal that feels very illegal?”

I’m so glad someone gave him gold

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

image

(Source: onlinegf)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’